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Walking The Path with Brother Theophyle

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In The Market

Brother Theophyle is on the telephone at his desk. In front of him are three computer monitors, each screen displaying investment tools, like streaming stock quotes and assorted graphs. Theo turns to Rabbit, and says, “My broker has me on Hold, so I've only got a moment for you. I'm instructing him to invest everything I own in the market … equities, bonds, options, shorts, commodities, the whole works!”

Rabbit replies, “Everything you own? But you don't own anything.”

Theophyle responds, “I know, and that takes a lot of the pressure off my choices, I can tell you.”